Message In A Bottle

Should you, for some unknown reason, feel the irresistible urge to contact us, please use the email link on this page. Doing so, however, may be very much like throwing a bottle with a note enclosed into the vast ocean. We cannot promise that your bottled-up cry for help in mundane matters, infuriated comment, or request for spiritual advice will be noticed in a timely manner, or that we will have any spare empty bottles lying around with which to respond.