The Experts Corner - Profound Observations and Commentary

art-satire-comedy-humor

Above: “Dissemblance of Time” – pigment print by Nikitas Kavouklés

The Experts Corner

Astute and profound observations by leading experts in the world of art


Experts Corner offers opinions and commentary by the world’s foremost experts in art and other related fields, or so they tell us. We call it the Experts Corner because we at Art Twerks function out of a small office at a subterranean location in order to be shielded from any alien thought-rays that might influence our already skewed thinking. Therefore, due to space constraints, we can only offer our guests a small corner when they visit. No seats – unless they bring their own milk crates – just a corner.

An expert is a person who can take something you knew already and make it sound confusing. ~ H. Prochnow

Invited guests will inform us of changes and trends, in addition to new discoveries in their field of study. Hopefully, it will be something related to art or remotely similar. Commentary on animal husbandry might be considered, depending on the qualifications of the presenter.

Experts with Expertise

Art Fashion Runway Exhibit

Art For Those Who Are Afraid to Enter Galleries By: Villania - Fabulous Art critic-at-large Hello, all you art fashionistas! Cheer up…here’s some good news. You’ve no doubt noticed the rapid transformation of ...
Read More
mona-lisa-napkin-stain-art

Napkin Art

Waiting Artist's Stained Napkin Art: A Rorschach of Humanity By: Villania - Fabulous Art critic-at-large Hello, art-darlings! I hope you’ve all been misbehaving. What better way to liven up those dreary art openings? ...
Read More
ai-art-head-android-robot-artist

A.I. Art

A.I. Artist Shocks Humans By: Enton Piddle – Art Auction Specialist It was a shocking scene at the auction house. Minutes after the gavel had come down for the last time on the ...
Read More
gallery-art-satire-comedy-humor

Art Appreciators

Collectors Appreciate Art Appreciators By: Upton Morless - Marketing News Reporter Art dealer Neo Paleo is starting a new trend in marketing, one that is sure to entice a whole new wave of ...
Read More
trolley-shopping-cart-beach-water-mud-art-satire-comedy-humor

Cart Art

Homeless Artist's New Cart Art Series By: Villania - Fabulous Art critic-at-large The word is out! The Cart Art series by the man known to his peripatetic acquaintances as “Slump” is being hailed ...
Read More
bullish-bull-cattle-stampede-art-satire-comedy-humor

Bullish on Art

Art Market Bullish on Cattle Market By: Villania - Fabulous art critic-at-large Hello, bullish art-darlings! Yes, you've come to the right place, where we’re always bullish on art—from an investment angle of course ...
Read More
money-crypto-currency-art-satire-comedy-humor

Crypto Art

Crypto Art for Sale By: Lou Liu - Tech & Finance Jumping onto the cryptocurrency bandwagon, and using the latest technology, major international art dealer par excellence Howard Wowey has unveiled his latest ...
Read More
robot-artist-machine-ai

Robot Artist

RobArt the Robot Artist to the Rescue By: Lou Liu - Tech & Finance Avid inventor and genius sushi artist Siseko Yumaki of Japan has invented a powerful tool for artists who are ...
Read More
beginner-guide-art-satire-comedy-humor

A Beginner’s Guide to the Expert’s Guide to Art

How Art Collecting Can Be Fun and Profitable Without Even Trying It is easy to mistake art appreciation as a dull and solitary preoccupation, but in fact it can be viewed as a ...
Read More
stock-charts-kavoukles-distance-art-satire-comedy-humor

The Art of Evaluating Art Using Stock Chart Patterns

Evaluate Artworks Before They Are Evaluated by the Pros By: Lou Liu - Tech & Finance Ever notice the barely audible whispers among hedge fund managers and other financiers who happen to be ...
Read More
melting-world-art-satire-comedy-humor

A Notable Review of “Melting World” by a Notable Personage

An art expert's insightful musings on an exhibit featuring mixed-media works by an almost-renowned artist whose dubious repute is only slightly worse than that of the art expert. By: Professor Howard Eyno, PhD., ...
Read More
atificial-intelligence-ai-bots-conference-art-satire-comedy-humor

ED Talks – Hi Tech with Low Expectations

Artificial Intelligence for the Realistically Stupid By: Lou Liu - Tech & Finance Art Twerks and its global mega-subsidiaries in the tech world are considering starting ED - Electronic Device - Talks, a ...
Read More
stocks-charts-trading-island-graph-art-satire-comedy-humor

The Art Of Stock Chart Pattern Recognition In Nature

 A New Way of Viewing the World Around Us By: Lou Liu - Tech & Finance As revealed in a previous article, stock chart patterns can be quite useful in determining the saleability ...
Read More

%d bloggers like this: