Category: Experts Corner

Welcome to the Art Twerks Experts Corner.

Your place for learning what our so-called “experts” think they know.

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Melting World Exhibit

A Notable Review by a Notable Art Critic An art expert’s insightful musings on an exhibit featuring mixed-media works by an almost-renowned artist whose dubious repute is only slightly worse than that of the...

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AI Art Docents

Art That Actually Speaks To You By: Lou Liu – Tech and Finance Imagine a world where you can enter a gallery, museum, or even someone’s home—presumably without breaking in—and the (questionable) original art...

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Art Fashion Runway Exhibit

Art For Those Who Are Afraid to Enter Galleries By: Villania – Fabulous Art critic-at-large Hello, all you art fashionistas! Cheer up…here’s some good news. You’ve no doubt noticed the rapid transformation of the...

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Napkin Art

Waiting Artist’s Stained Napkin Art: A Rorschach of Humanity By: Villania – Fabulous Art critic-at-large Hello, art-darlings! I hope you’ve all been misbehaving. What better way to liven up those dreary art openings? My...

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A.I. Art

A.I. Artist Shocks Humans By: Enton Piddle – Art Auction Specialist It was a shocking scene at the auction house. Minutes after the gavel had come down for the last time on the final...

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Art Appreciators

Collectors Appreciate Art Appreciators By: Upton Morless – Marketing News Reporter Art dealer Neo Paleo is starting a new trend in marketing, one that is sure to entice a whole new wave of art...

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Cart Art

Homeless Artist’s New Cart Art Series By: Villania – Fabulous Art critic-at-large The word is out! The Cart Art series by the man known to his peripatetic acquaintances as “Slump” is being hailed by...

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Bullish on Art

Art Market Bullish on Cattle Market By: Villania – Fabulous art critic-at-large Hello, bullish art-darlings! Yes, you’ve come to the right place, where we’re always bullish on art—from an investment angle of course. This...

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Crypto Art

Crypto Art for Sale By: Lou Liu – Tech & Finance Jumping onto the cryptocurrency bandwagon, and using the latest technology, major international art dealer par excellence Howard Wowey has unveiled his latest approach...

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Robot Artist

RobArt the Robot Artist to the Rescue By: Lou Liu – Tech & Finance Avid inventor and genius sushi artist Siseko Yumaki of Japan has invented a powerful tool for artists who are too...

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ED Talks – Hi Tech with Low Expectations

Artificial Intelligence for the Realistically Stupid By: Lou Liu – Tech & Finance Art Twerks and its global mega-subsidiaries in the tech world are considering starting ED – Electronic Device – Talks, a dialogue...