Artist Chef
Artist Chef Uses Age-Old Ingredients For New Cuisine By: Lectra Shokk – Food critic-at-large Electrical wire sculptor and chef Mito Makris is taking gastronomic experimentation to new heights. Mr. Makris is developing a whole...
Category: Dark Matters
Welcome to Art Twerks Dark Matters
Articles involving the darker side of the art world.
Posthumous Art Profits
Making a Killing from Dead Artists By: Morty Headstone – Deceased artist-at-large Hello, my name was Morty Headstone, and like some of you, I considered myself to be an artist. Or at least I...
It’s Alive!
You Gotta Have Heart By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large The famed bio-artist who goes by the name of Zena Fovia is having her latest invitation-only show entitled “It’s Alive.” After being “discovered” by a...
A Spy’s Eye for Art
Leaked Review of a Review Memorandum By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large Former US intelligence officer-turned-art-critic, Perry Noyde (not his real name), has released via leaked memo his classified review of an exhibit by former...
Moth Bio-Art Controversy
Moths Eat Their Way to Fame, Fortune,and Controversy By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large Renowned entomologist-turned-bio-artist Hermione Merkin is rumored to have been selected as a candidate for an upcoming Turner Prize. Under consideration are...
Dead Serious…and seriously dead
The Art of Death for the Living By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large The privately renowned conceptual artist and death aficionado who called herself Cyana de Nyde was recently the victim of her own performance...
Stolen Art Kept In Secret Warehouse Re-stolen In Daring Heist
Plundered Art Now Missing from Secret Facility By: Wilfred “Squinty” Squire – Crime Reporter It has come to our attention that, some months ago, many valuable artworks and artifacts that were originally plundered from...