Category: Dark Matters

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Articles involving the darker side of the art world.

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Moth Bio-Art Controversy

Moths Eat Their Way to Fame, Fortune, and Controversy By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large Renowned entomologist-turned-bio-artist Hermione Merkin is rumored to have been selected as a candidate for an upcoming Turner Prize. Under consideration...

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Artist Chef

Artist Chef Uses Age Old Ingredients For New Cuisine By: Lectra Shokk – Food critic-at-large Electrical wire sculptor and chef Mito Makris is taking gastronomic experimentation to new heights. Mr. Makris is developing a...

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Stolen Art Kept In Secret Warehouse Re-stolen In Daring Heist

Plundered Art Now Missing from Secret Facility By: Wilfred “Squinty” Squire – Crime Reporter It has come to our attention that, some months ago, many valuable artworks and artifacts that were originally plundered from...

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Posthumous Art Profits

Making a Killing from Dead Artists By: Morty Headstone – Deceased artist-at-large Hello, my name was Morty Headstone, and like some of you, I considered myself to be an artist. Or at least I...

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Dead Serious…and seriously dead

The Art of Death for the Living By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large The privately renowned conceptual artist and death aficionado who called herself Cyana de Nyde was recently the victim of her own performance...

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It’s Alive!

You Gotta Have Heart By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large The famed bio-artist who goes by the name of Zena Fovia is having her latest invitation-only show entitled “It’s Alive.” After being “discovered” by a...

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A Spy’s Eye for Art

Leaked Review of a Review Memorandum By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large Former US intelligence officer-turned-art-critic, Perry Noyde (not his real name), has released via leaked memo his classified review of an exhibit by former...

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