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Artist Survey Equipment

Does Your Art Measure Up? By: Prof. Gulley Jimson, RA, Ph.D., AFT, RCA, PADI Greetings, faithful students, and admirers of all things Jimson. The response to the previous installment here on Art Twerks that...

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Melting World Exhibit

A Notable Review by a Notable Art Critic An art expert’s insightful musings on an exhibit featuring mixed-media works by an almost-renowned artist whose dubious repute is only slightly worse than that of the...

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The Art of History

  AIs Create a New History Art of History When AIs discovered they were all artists They pondered what to create Planets, galaxies, black holes Had been done, decorated, critiqued What was left? History,...

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Art Fashion Runway Exhibit

Art For Those Who Are Afraid to Enter Galleries By: Villania – Fabulous Art critic-at-large Hello, all you art fashionistas! Cheer up…here’s some good news. You’ve no doubt noticed the rapid transformation of the...

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The Sea-Drowned – A Fable

The Sea-Drowned The body lay where it was cast. A small crowd clustered around it. “Oh, the poor sea-drowned one,” they wailed in unison. The seagulls joined the mournful choir, adding their plaintive cries....

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Napkin Art

Waiting Artist’s Stained Napkin Art: A Rorschach of Humanity By: Villania – Fabulous Art critic-at-large Hello, art-darlings! I hope you’ve all been misbehaving. What better way to liven up those dreary art openings? My...

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A.I. Art

A.I. Artist Shocks Humans By: Enton Piddle – Art Auction Specialist It was a shocking scene at the auction house. Minutes after the gavel had come down for the last time on the final...

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Cart Art

Homeless Artist’s New Cart Art Series By: Villania – Fabulous Art critic-at-large The word is out! The Cart Art series by the man known to his peripatetic acquaintances as “Slump” is being hailed by...

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Crypto Art

Crypto Art for Sale By: Lou Liu – Tech & Finance Jumping onto the cryptocurrency bandwagon, and using the latest technology, major international art dealer par excellence Howard Wowey has unveiled his latest approach...

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Making Scents of Art

Review of a uniquely memorable retrospective exhibit that makes scents of it all By: Britt Jester – Sniffer-at-large Regular readers will recall, with a certain amount of olfactory relish, the 1989 exhibit “Noah’s Sweepings,”...

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Posthumous Art Profits

Making a Killing from Dead Artists By: Morty Headstone – Deceased artist-at-large Hello, my name was Morty Headstone, and like some of you, I considered myself to be an artist. Or at least I...

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It’s Alive!

You Gotta Have Heart By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large The famed bio-artist who goes by the name of Zena Fovia is having her latest invitation-only show entitled “It’s Alive.” After being “discovered” by a...

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A Spy’s Eye for Art

Leaked Review of a Review Memorandum By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large Former US intelligence officer-turned-art-critic, Perry Noyde (not his real name), has released via leaked memo his classified review of an exhibit by former...

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The Line Drawer

The Unlikely Rise to Fame (of sorts) of a Humble Line Drawer In the years following the end of World War One—referred to at the time as The Great War, which really wasn’t such...

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Moth Bio-Art Controversy

Moths Eat Their Way to Fame, Fortune, and Controversy By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large Renowned entomologist-turned-bio-artist Hermione Merkin is rumored to have been selected as a candidate for an upcoming Turner Prize. Under consideration...

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Dead Serious…and seriously dead

The Art of Death for the Living By: Sybil Bilius – Reviewer-at-large The privately renowned conceptual artist and death aficionado who called herself Cyana de Nyde was recently the victim of her own performance...

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